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It’s Fair Haiku Season
Image courtesy of multimedia talent and former teen bike store owner, Ryon Edwards.
I know you’ve been waiting. Yearning. Patiently crafting your 5-7-5 syllable tributes to everything that’s right about the South Carolina State Fair. Carnies, corn dogs and cotton candy – let ‘em fly, people. Need a little inspiration? Here are the 2012 haikus and 2011 haikus. Meet you at the rocket!
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Do you like my new tie?
I just bought it yesterday.
Damn! Mustard stain, crap.
– From the “Mustard cycle”
what comes first? the corn
dog or frozen banana?
either way, i win.
Amen, HP!
Color, lights, motion,
I watch in awe. Joyful Jules
gettin’ her Fair on.
You know it, lady-in-the-bathtub-game!
Red Bank, Sandy Run,
coming from the DMV.
Next stop: corn dog stand.
Lots of love for the corn dog this year. Poor turkey leg.
Golden and crispy
Juicy nitrate filled center
Daley Dog Goodness.
Mmmmm!
Vinegar and Fries
Pronto puppin’ deep fried bliss
Where’s Julie Turner?
I think the official verb for the fair this year will be pronto-puppin’!
cash rolling in
hand over fist
none of it stays here
That’s why I eat Daley’s dogs. #local
Eyes closed. Ears, alive!
Machine noise intersperced
with yo-yo’d voices.
I can already smell the french fried mushrooms.
young ones in stroller
what they see from so low
Halloween is not as scary
True dat!
Sausage, Coke, and fries
Ferris wheel spins round and round
Vomit on my shoes
urp.
I miss my mother
She is not at the rocket
I am the rocket
Awww. I will meet you at the rocket.
Teets and Ass we pet
the donkey not amused
palm funk Fiske Fry time?
drops mic!
Tube top and coasters
State Fair fashionista y’all!
Red-faced self expression.
Niiiiiiice!
If you agree that
Pay-One-Price should apply to
fair food, raise your hand
You. Are. Brilliant!!
not going this year
kids are grown and I get sick
Dalys? Well, maybe.
Mmmm! Corndogs for Kevin!
recreational
vehicles Ho! set ‘em up.
Carnies make the Fair
Moved to tears. Beautiful.
Fried elephant ears,
dusted with snow. Children gaze
and scream with delight.
I am screaming with delight, Scott!
‘Cry Havoc!’ and let
slip the dogs of the midway,
both Snoopy and Corn.
You never disappoint, Neal!
Spandex-clad asses
Tobacco-stained smiles abound
Large Pronto Pup please!
BOOM!
those little donuts
fried dough and powdered sugar
mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Oh yes. The only thing better than a big donut is a bag of little tiny greasy ones!
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